so if you're looking for a new messy best friend you have found me grab a snack grab a drink girl listen I don't know what in the Mercury retrograde is going on but [ __ ] I this morning girl I woke up and I just was on Tick Tock crying like a damn baby with all these freaking videos of daughters seeing their dads coming back from the army dogs not wrecking you know their owners like.
[ __ ] Myrtle got a [ __ ] cake after her 30-day diet I don't know [ __ ] I was crying about everything girl [ __ ] I cried too after have you have you ever been on a straight diet and finally been able to eat the food you love [ __ ] that's a crying emotional moment but I have just been in like tears is anyone else feeling like this I [ __ ] I saw a commercial and I started crying [ __ ] and it was that stupid Geico per animal uh anyways girl welcome back to my channel as you can see I'm a bit of a mess today but it is what it is um I hope you're having a fabulous day um listen we gotta talk we have to talk about Mr Justin Bieber making his Grand return to Instagram you guys best friend look who is back on social media Mr Justin Bieber since May he has not posted he is with Justine Skye and Normani I wonder if he asked Armani where that album at though but listen what do you guys think about Justin's return the day after Selena broke the internet and girl where's Haley and I mean listen if it wouldn't be Justin Bieber Haley Weaver Selena Gomez T without anything that happens it turns into a thing but you know what it is you guys and I'm really really starting to think about this I feel like hmm okay here's the thing right so I guess they were at Justine Skye's birthday or get a reunion last night they were all having a great time and mind you Justin Bieber has not posted on his Instagram since May okay since May [ __ ] all right and then he's gonna come return on social media and put these pictures where he looks happier than ever [ __ ] he looks like he just won the damn Lottery okay he looks like he just got the last Cinnabon at Cinnabons you know before they [ __ ] close [ __ ] okay I mean seriously girl he looks so happy you know how when you're flying and you're in the in the window seat or in the middle seat and you're waiting to see if you're gonna have someone next to you and you're looking at that door and you're seeing passengers coming and you're like please don't don't don't and then when you finally see that door closing and then you realize that you have the whole road to yourself [ __ ] he looked that happy okay so listen first of all Normani girl where's your album I mean I'm not I'm not you know a fan fan but like everyone's been waiting for your damn album for like seven years now girl but she looks stunning I do have to say but Justin Bieber looks so happy right his big return on social media yet girl he does not post Haley Bieber this is this is the thing you guys I'm not sure if like I understand here's the thing and I I'm seeing both sides to this because people are saying like does he not know what is being said about them yet he posts finally on Instagram and then he doesn't post her and he's just giving you know all these theories all these ideas these uh speculations more and more and more energy you know for for people to believe that there is something wrong in Paradise you know what I mean and I and she was at the party she was at the party yet he doesn't post her right so it's just sort of like why you know I feel at this point it's like are they just adding to it you know what I mean and by they I highly mean Haley Bieber because here's the thing you guys one blind item that stuck with me for all this time is that allegedly Justin's team does not tell him anything that is being said on social media or in the media that he is kept from knowing anything that's happening you know due to his mental health that they don't want it to you know they want him to stay good you know what I mean so I'm just like maybe he has zero clue on what actually is going on you know and and of course this this is like feeding day at the zoo [ __ ] because everyone is like I told you who goes to a party with their wife and doesn't post them but post you know these two other girls like it's just it's just oh girl did you see my booty you know what girl if you did girl onlyfans.com Sebastian Soto uh no um can you imagine what would I even do on only fans which I I would be so awkward yes daddy oh yeah and I would do like some King Triton Disney [ __ ] I'll be like Oh I'm gonna swim in your Seven Seas Daddy no not not me as Ariel [ __ ] I'm just like a I'm the next door neighbor merman you know I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm the next door neighbor friend of Ariel's with daddy issues well no no she's 15 [ __ ] I'm over I'm I'm 20 something okay oh this fantasy turned turned not great okay um number three I mean I've always found King Trident so sexy I I don't know if it's Daddy it's just it's just like he's just so such a big Triton you know anyways um what the [ __ ] was I saying [ __ ] I don't even know I don't even know at this point what I was saying but all I'm saying is that they were oh it's feeding time at the zoo how did I get from there to there but anyways it is true it's like girl oh yeah only fans um it's like what is happening so of course everybody is talking about this saying oh my God he finally returned to social media and he doesn't post his wife so I have a theory you guys I have no I have two theories I have two theories okay listen to my two theories [ __ ] okay first Theory girl if this chair I need to get some oil I need to get a new chair you I mean seriously if you guys if you guys have a chair store that you love let me know [ __ ] although I'm probably just gonna go to Ross girl because girl things are expensive um no but but if you wanna if you want to help me buy a new a new uh chair just you know leave a tip [ __ ] I can do some you know only fans dances for you um no but for you it's just uh two theories I have so the first theory is that Justin Bieber just does not care like he does not care about the rumors he does not care about no I have three Theory sorry [ __ ] doesn't care about the rumors he's just living his life and you know it's just like whatever second is that he has no idea what's going on okay and third what if he just did not want to post her you know what I mean like there's so many people believing that there is trouble in Paradise that I'm just starting to really think like maybe there is maybe they you know they went to the same party and maybe they just didn't feel like posing together you know I have the thing is I have not seen this man this happy in months okay I have not seen him have that genuine smile which you know even though like I've said I'm team Selena all the way it's nice to see another human being who has gone through mental health and physical health smile after looking so like you know not great you know what I mean and just always looking so sad so it's very refreshing to see him happy but at the same time I'm like he just he just literally fed the wrong crowd like everybody is now even more convinced that there's trouble in Paradise so let me ask you a question if you go to a party right let's pretend they're not famous girl if you go to a party right and you're with your significant other would you post them on your stories right I feel like I would I mean I never go to a party with my husband without posting a picture it's it and and Justine Skye I believe it's more Haley's friend right so I I don't know you guys it's giving confusion it's giving what is going on it's giving you know let me post anyone else but you like and also people are pointing out that of course this comes from a day after that Selena Gomez literally broke the internet with the famous Tick Tock now hello it's over I told my wife who is this so I'm just like girl there is so many complications [ __ ] we're gonna need to take the SATs on this girl the essay is due at the end of the week class class class before you go if you thought that there was no homework this weekend I'm looking at you Karen and I'm looking at you Sebastian okay because you both have disrespected me throughout the whole class misbehaving and passing notes okay so what I'm gonna do thanks to both of you is I'm gonna give the whole class homework this week okay and a 360 word essay on why you should not speak when the teacher is speaking okay you know my teacher she would be like Sebastian I'll wait while I was talking to my cousin okay girl thank you no I I felt I have I had one teacher who she just hated me oh she hated me girl she was my French teacher she freaking hated me and like you could tell she hated me okay but you know what the the the the funny thing is I hated that [ __ ] too but of course I'm a student so I had to be respectful but damn she treated me hard but you guys don't even imagine I don't know looking back how she got away with so much abuse she actually later on got fired like I heard like a year later for just like horrible Behavior exposed but damn she was mean to me and I just remember her looking in my eyes and saying you will never own up you you will never oh no no not own up but you will never be anything in life you'll never be successful you'll never be this you'll never be that and I was just literally staring there with like tears coming down my eyes and I remember it was the last day of school and I was like watch me and I just turned around and ran and cried but yeah it was it was it was a lot and now we're in my closet spilling tea [ __ ] so where you at now [ __ ] no you know love your teachers love your teachers um but anyways what do you guys think let me know in the comments I love you all so much thank you so much.
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